Sunday, October 24, 2010

wuss 9:21 AM

I'm such a wuss I'm the only one in my entire level in my building working today and I don't dare to go pee cos the last time I tried the bloody cubicle next door kept flushing by itself and the tap at the sink kept turning on FML. Then today I kept thinking I hear footsteps and turn around and I'm still alone double FML. And now I don't dare to go into the back room to do the work that I came here to do cos its even scarier and more claustrophobic back there triple FML. Every pindrop will echo across the entire hallway, and the whirring of the machines sound a little like shuffling of feet... or was it really feet shuffling??? OMG! I WANT TO GO HOME!!

Monday, October 18, 2010

bored 9:37 PM

The bf's asleep, preserving energy for an exam tomorrow. Its not my bedtime yet, but gotta turn the lights off cos cannot disturb his precious sleep. Cannot turn the tv on also, for the same reason. What can I do? *twiddle fingers* maybe i should post some overdue pictures on this space.......


nah.. too lazy. God its already fall and I havent yet posted pics from our summer vacation dammit. Nvm.. since I've already procrastinated so long might as well wait till we go for Fall vacation then post together. okay decided. time to chat with random friends who just pm-ed me. much more fun than catching up with readings or posting pics. thanks for reading a very boliao post bubbai!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

shoppaholism 6:38 PM

have you ever had those moments where you see something that looks perfect, its perfect for you, exactly what you're looking for, you can picture yourself wearing it, or in my situation, picture it in your apartment, the exact location you want it, how it would fit right in. I'm talking about furniture by the way. But right after the excitement of finding something so perfect, you glance at the price tag, gasp. And then you spend the next few days, weeks, months trying to convince yourself its not exactly right. Its the wrong size, its the wrong color, its not going to be useful, you don't need it blahblah. But then you keep going back to the shop, just to look at it, just in case, and just so you can further convince yourself its not going to work for you. But it only ends up looking more perfect. And you want to hit yourself for being so dumb and walking back into temptation. And this is how my life had been the past 2 months. Refurnishing sucks. When you have no money. Blah.

Welcome to the blog of 武林盟主. In this space of hers, she is entitled to and responsible for her own thoughts and comments. You are welcome to give your few cents worth in the tag, but do not force her to accept your thoughts should they differ from hers. If everyone thinks the same way we would all be robots no?

武林盟主 is this pugilistic genius everyone calls a deranged lunatic. But that's cos they haven't witnessed her great powers yet! She can be regarded as the best product coming from the Pugislistic World in the past 100 years, and 武當, 少林 and 峨嵋 are scrambling to get her to be their 掌门人. She likes think of herself as the next 杨过, 郭靖 or 张无忌.

武林盟主 also has this slightly straight slightly crooked sexuality. At times when the Estrogen triumphs, she preys on hot guys. Other times when the Testosterone levels peak, she preys on hot girls. Some say that is a side effect of the 葵花宝典. Her doctors are still working to establish that.

Many say she's invincible. But that's not true. Bring a DURIAN in front of her, and she will ditch her sword and raise the white flag. She's still desperately trying to master the 闭气功 so she can overcome this weakness.

She now resides in a tiny little room in a tiny little building in a tiny little university/hospital in the tiny little city of Baltimore, studying her tiny little life away in the hopes of getting some Permanent Head Damage. If you feel you can communicate at her level and wish for her to be your soulmate, feel free send her a note of pugilistic admiration and alliance!