Monday, February 8, 2010

LOL 4:15 PM

For Hopkins, having one snow day is like pinching a piece of flesh off their skin.. 2 snow days in a row.... is killing them. Imagine how amusing this is for me (top for monday, bottom for tuesday):

Emergency Alert

Operations for Monday (Please read carefully)
02/08/2010

The university has made a change to its previous decision about operations today.

All required attendance employees, all Outpatient Center employees and outpatient clinic employees, and all bargaining unit employees should report as scheduled on Monday.

Otherwise, Johns Hopkins University will be closed on Monday. Day and evening classes are canceled.

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The Homewood-Peabody-JHMI shuttle will begin limited service at 10 a.m. The service will follow the Saturday schedule: There will be one small bus on the route. It will be scheduled to depart Homewood at the top of each hour and to depart East Baltimore at the bottom of each hour. The operator will attempt to keep to that schedule, but there may be delays because of road and traffic conditions. The final departure will be from East Baltimore at 6:30 p.m.

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The Welch Medical Library is closed today.

The Milton S. Eisenhower Library at Homewood is open on Q and M levels only, with no services.

The Homewood Security escort van service will not operate on Monday.

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A special note about The Johns Hopkins Hospital: The hospital will return to normal operations for Monday, Feb. 8. Depending on conditions with residential streets and secondary routes, hospital staff are asked to dig out and return to work on Monday, relieving personnel who worked all weekend so they can go home and get some much-needed rest. If you can’t drive your vehicle because of unfavorable conditions, public transportation, which is expected to return to normal by Monday, is an alternative method for getting to work. The hospital expresses heartfelt appreciation to staff and employees who came in and stayed over this weekend for doing a stellar job on behalf of the hospital, and more importantly, for our patients.

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A note about parking at Homewood
If you do drive to the Homewood campus today, you may park in either the San Martin Garage or the South Garage. This will allow snow removal work to continue on surface lots. Gates in the two garages will be raised.

Tuesday announcements
02/08/2010

Due to the forecast of another major storm, Johns Hopkins day and evening classes on Tuesday are canceled.

All required attendance employees, all Outpatient Center and outpatient clinic employees, and all bargaining unit employees should report as scheduled. Otherwise, Johns Hopkins University will be closed on Tuesday.

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The Peabody Prep will be closed Tuesday at all locations.

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The Homewood-Peabody-JHMI shuttle will operate on a limited schedule on Tuesday. The first departure from Homewood will be at 6:30 a.m. The first departure from East Baltimore will be at 7 a.m. Buses will run on the half-hour from each location until weather and road conditions require that the shuttle be suspended.

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A note about parking at Homewood
If you do drive to the Homewood campus on Tuesday, you may park in either the San Martin Garage or the South Garage. This will allow snow removal work to continue on surface lots. Gates in the two garages will be raised.

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If you do go to campus on Tuesday, please wear boots or shoes appropriate for what is expected to be a deteriorating weather situation. Please be aware of the possibility of snow or ice falling from rooftops.


"Buses will run on the half-hour from each location until weather and road conditions require that the shuttle be suspended." This actually sounds quite scary.. considering I have work planned for at least 7 hours tomorrow.. gotta catch that 630am shuttle!

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